Share Your funniest joke with us
- I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
he's just going through a rough patch! - Anyone can use my lawn mower at any time, Given that they don't leave my yard
- Who makes more money? A lawn mower or a fisherman? The lawnmower... he gets grass income while the fisherman gets net income
- A priest buys a lawn mower at a garage sale Back at home, he pulls on the rope a few times with no results. He storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start!" "That's because you have to curse to get it started, says the man." "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse." "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."
- How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work